Me:
Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Muraki and Hisoka in: “How to kidnap children as a sex pervert in anime”
(characters are from “Yami no Matsuei” or “Descendants of Darkness” if you’re curious ;) )
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mhm
I assure you my dad only engages in normal porn
uhm
IT WAS A TYPO I FIXED IT LIKE A MINUTE AGO
why is there yaoi all over my dad
I definitely meant to say dash
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if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
